Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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