Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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