The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
you had me at cake vodka
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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