Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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