Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i dont even know how to be here
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
