In the future we'll all be gay
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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