even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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