People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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