Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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