I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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