My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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