It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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