I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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