Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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