im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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