Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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