You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
