Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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