I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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