i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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