i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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