If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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