Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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