The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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