would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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