Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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