We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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