I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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