Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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