how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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