There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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