Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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