Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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