I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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