seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize