literally had 100 drinks last night.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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