i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
then he tried to convert me to islam
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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