when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
