If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I have post one night stand depression
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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