WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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