Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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