Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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