If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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