I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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