Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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