the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
As shirtless as possible
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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