dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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