is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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