Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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