i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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