My nipple is on Facebook.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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