Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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