I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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